Extreme Shampooing is the latest professional hairdressing methodology!
Through continual testing of hair texture and softness to minimize split ends, and pair lathering to ensure each strand has at least one pair of eyes examining it, every hair on your head will enjoy faster, more reliable results. Period. Extreme Shampooing has seen decades of practice in the shower stalls of couples across the world, all of whom can attest to its viability in the marketplace. Advanced Extreme Shampooing techniques include alternation of several different shampoo brands or products between styling iterations, and often products are exchanged within a single pair lathering session.
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I don't like the waterfall technique. Better to Once And Only Once your head by shaving it.
Nope, you have to reshave. Better to use electrolysis.
Darn. Can I just put my hair in a Revision Control System and check out old version when I need them?
I like that idea.. then I can go back to pre-gray and not be called an Old Fart so often. But at least I have hair!
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